Monday, October 18, 2004

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE FRENCH?!!
By Kris Salo
Date: Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:47:10 +0200


So I have a cold...So I go to the store, thinking i'll get some nice soup, heat it up and wallow in my own self-pity (Julie's in Estonia)...

So I get to Carrefour...1st they have like 4 types of soup, in plastic bags...No cans...No cambells, no nothing...I settle for Potato and Bacon, figuring, this should be good! Holy sh!t it is terrible...I paid something obscene like 3 euros for it and it tastes like someone sh!t in the bag...I swear, I think they put like zucchini and leek mash in it...god it is terrible...It left the worst taste imaginable in my mouth...and this was the best that there was!

I just wanted salted broth with reconstituted chicken pieces and a few pieces of pasta...Can I get that, please? G!dd@mnit, I hate this freaking country sometimes...

Since I'm on a rant here, apparently you can't get a dental "checkup" you go to the dentist when you have pain and he/she tells you if you need a check up...yeah, I have 10 cavities because I haven't had pain yet...The French consume the highest per capita drugs in the world, and they also pay some of the lowest rates in the world...Why do the Americans think it costs 40,000 bucks a month for cancer treatment? Because we are subsidizing the f-ing French intake of the same drug at 10 euros a month...

I have to purchase an authentic German dancer and move someplace safe like DesMoines (and that is Day-Moy-ins, not duh, moi-n), Iowa...

Did I ever mention this before, the [possible] next president of France, Nicolas Sarkozy, is one of the most liberal (classical sense) candidates for many years in France...And a few months ago he reaffirmed his believe that stores should be closed on Sunday to "protect the family." You would protect the f-ing family much more if the French could go shopping on Saturday and Sunday as opposed to have to go after work on Weds. night with the rest of the f-ing country and wait in line for 20 f-ing minutes then go home and cook for the family...F--king French

Hey, do you think the censors at Hoffman-LaRoche are going to let this in - at least you work for a Swiss company and not Aventis-Sanofi (don't let me get started on that beauty of protectionism that was brilliantly manipulated by the aforementioned Monsieur Sarkozy)...I'll give you a national theory you can CHAMPION - Free f-cking Market, you d!ck...

Ok, I think I got that out of my system, maybe I can make it a while longer here...

I'm Kris Salo and I approve this message (don't get me started on the US, either)...Second thought, I think I'll move to some country that is so corrupt that will a couple dollars a month you can support your very own governmental minister...