So basically, I'm just going to post whatever funny ideas we come up with, either in our conversations or our daily e-mailing. There's a lot of comedy gold out there, so if we just mine it properly, I think we can cash in.

EYE-OPENER

This is a site dedicated to the new morning show that we're trying to get on the air. It's called "Eye-Opener", and it's the morning show that we envision will be the next big thing. We're sick of waking up and turning on the TV, only to have some perky, insightful, informative, helpful, caring, talking head flapping their gums in our collective ears. We're sick of waking up PERIOD. Where is the morning show for those who are exhausted and hungover? Who do you turn to if you just got back from the bar, and don't want to go to work? Where is the funny banter that you need to ease you into another miserable day? It's right here, on the EYE-OPENER.

The concept is this: after we survive a night of drinking, and only a few hours of sleep, and we basically roll out of bed and switch on the cameras. We begrudgingly yet humorously point out the absurdities of life, love, entertainment, sports, and society in general. No helpful consumer news, no cooking demonstrations, no annoyingly inaccurate weather forecasts, no rush hour traffic updates, no political pundits, no fashion tips--you can get those anywhere. Most of all, we're not going to talk down to you, we're going to talk TO you. We know how you feel, because we're feeling it too.

EYE-OPENER. Kicking a$$ and taking naps.

(Holy crap, those lights are so f***ing bright they HURT, could you take it down a notch?)