KUNG FU LOU
What the hell is this supposed to be? A fat guy doing karate? I don't get it. FUNG YOU! Let's move on.
ROYAL FLUSH
Ugh. Didn't I click on the "humorous" section? Because that's not the least bit funny. Unless this guy actually gets pissed on.
FART-O-METER
Great. You can wear something that is going to make guys fart in your face all night. That could backfire on you--LITERALLY.
SPANISH FLAMINGO DRESS
The costume itself is okay, but it's a "flamingo" [sic] dress under the "Oriental and Ethnic Costumes" category. That's wrong on several levels.
FRANKENBERRY
Frank, you look FAAAAAAAABULOUS! Couldn't you just DIE? I mean, can you BE more pink? I just want to cover you in milk and eat you!
MAGNUM P.I.
If you're a private investigator, wouldn't explicitly stating that on your hat blow your cover? Not a wise move, Magnum.
THE GOVERNOR MASK
There are caricatures, and then there's this. Why does it look like his face is about to explode? Is this from the scene from Total Recall where he's struggling to breathe in Mars' atmosphere? And I don't know what Governor this is supposed to be, but it sure doesn't look like George Pataki.
DR. SEYMOUR BUSH, GYNECOLOGIST
Wait a minute, I've got plenty of lab coats, I could EASILY throw this outfit together in no time! Of course, none of them say "Seymour Bush" on them. But how can I convince women that I'm a gynecologist? I know: I'll wear it AFTER Halloween, that way they'll never suspect a thing!
PROM NIGHTMARE
"Ohhhhh SHIT! I KNEW we shouldn't have tried opening that bottle of merlot in the limo. Baby, I'm sorry about that. Do we have enough time to go back home and change? We could only afford to rent the limo for 45 minutes? I'm so sorry. Stop crying, I bet no one will even notice!" (I guess I can forget about getting to second base tonight. Man, what a prom nightmare.)
HOLY SHIT
Oh man, that's stupid. Never mind, check out these classic 70s costumes instead!
HONG KONG PHOOEY
Now we're talking! HONG KONG PHOOEY, #1 SUPER GUY! HONG KONG PHOOEY, QUICKER THAN THE HUMAN EYE!
WELCOME BACK, KOTTER
Were kids dressing up as Gabe Kaplan? That's sad.
H.R. PUFNSTUF
Forget drugs, kids! This costume is a WALKING ACID TRIP!
Crappy Halloween everyone!
AND CHECK OUT RETROCRUSH'S COLLECTION OF CLASSIC COSTUMES!