This just proves that they'll put anything on DVD nowadays, and I mean ANYTHING: "T.J. Hooker: The Complete 1st and 2nd Seasons" has been released. That's right, the triple threat of Shatner, Zmed and Locklear, in full digitized splendor, the way God intended. God, why have you betrayed us???
Instead of watching this crap, I have some other suggestions.
We'll start with perhaps one of the funniest Shatner moments (next to the SNL "Get a life" skit), when MTV had him spoof the movie "SE7EN" for the movie awards in 1996. Brilliant. Speaking of funny Canadians, it's Probert vs. Grimson from the "old" NHL, a crazy hockey goal, and the classic Daddy Drank from "Kids in the Hall".
Back in America (Fuck Yeah!), Conan's Walker, Texas Ranger Lever is hilarious, while Lewis Black in need of a new health plan, Robin Williams explains the origin of golf, and and Jim Rome "interviews" Chrissy "Jim" Everett.
We've also got some cartoon buffoonery! First, there's South Park's incredibly offensive, vile, and funny take on "The Aristocrats". And here are some Family Guy clips: Peter wins at Trivial Pursuit, a weird "banned" sex tape scene, Cookie Monster in rehab, and Chris takes on 'Take On Me', and the "Full Blown AIDS" song.
Will Ferrell, as late baseball announcer Harry Caray, asks the questions: Would you eat the moon if it was made of ribs? And if you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Last, but surely not least, there's the Triumph trilogy, as he takes on the Wacko Jacko fans at the Michael Jackson Trial, some American Idol hopefuls, and the and Star Wars über-dorks. I never thought an insult comic dog puppet would be the funniest comedian of the past couple of years, but I don't see anyone else taking the crown. Except maybe George W. Bush. Everyone salute!
"You don't deal with lesser life forms? You must be a lonely guy! I keed, I keeeeed!!!"