Barry Bonds will face Roger Clemens tonight in Houston, needing one HR to tie Willie Mays. What do you want to see happen?

a. Bonds hitting a HR to tie Mays
b. Bonds hitting multiple HRs to surpass Mays
c. Bonds gets intentionally walked
d. Clemens beaning Bonds with the first pitch
e. Clemens beaning him and then hurling a broken bat at him
f. Bonds breaking his bat. The end of the bat goes into Clemens chest, killing him instantly, before he can say another stupid thing. The ball is caught for an out, but not before Bonds twists his ankle on the bag running it out for a career ending injury.
g. Bonds is put in as a relief pitcher to face Clemens, and beans HIM in the head
h. Bonds is arrested for illegal steroid use at home plate
i. Clemens and Bonds are united in gay marriage by President Bush
j. Clemens throws at Bonds' head. During ensuing bench-clearing brawl, Clemens grabs Bonds, ripping his shirt and his breast is exposed; both later claim "uniform malfunction"

(I chose "e", Rob chose "d", and Karl submitted "f".)