Honing the comedy act @ Walsh's Pub on Friday . . .

-My name for Brian Roethlisberger: RYANLEAFLISBERGER.

-John Sterling trying to add excitement to a dreadfully boring Yankee game:
"The Yankees bunt! TH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH YANKEES BUNT!"
"Th-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh Yankees take second base due to defensive indifference!"

-Joe DiMaggio insisting that he be referred to as "The Greatest Non-Living Baseball Player".

-In other news, Rob bought the "NapMaster 5000" for his new apartment. Congratulations!