Since there will be no NHL season for 2004-2005, here are your new replacement teams:
New Jersey DeVilles
New York Lowlanders
New York Strangers
Philadelphia Liars
Pittsburgh Pigeons
Boston Ruins
Buffalo Laborers
Montréal Cancellations (Hab-Nots)
Ottawa Sedentary
Toronto Table Leafs
Atlanta Flashers
Carolina Breezes
Florida Panderers
Tampa Bay Frightning
Washington Crapitals
Chicago Slackhawks
Columbus Strait Jackets
Detroit Dead Wings
Nashville Aliens
St. Louis Bruise
Calgary Blames
Colorado Flurries
Edmonton Spoilers
Minnesota Mild
Vancouver Cannots
Anaheim Mighty Dorks
Dallas Scars
Los Angeles Queens
Phoenix Coyote Uglies
San Jose Flounders